How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
The Shoebox Baby
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You think this is funny? It's not. This 'joke' plays on the idea of violence against a baby. Like, you'd actually put it in a blender? Then, you'd eat its remains with tortilla chips? Dude, you need help. I can’t believe that you, a human being, have the audacity to write such horrible things. You think you’re some kind of comedic genius? You’re not. You’re just… wow.