I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Plane Door Courtesy
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you're about as sharp as a marble. You, the author, thought opening a plane door for a lady was a nice gesture. That's like offering a fish a bicycle! Planes, genius, are high up in the sky, and opening a door leads to certain death, which is why she screamed and flew out. Get it now?