Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.