Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
My love life.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Like if you know an orphan.