Worst Jokes Ever
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
"DEEZ NUTS"
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.