Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
I'm so fucking bored.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!