Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.