Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I can't stand disability jokes.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Cocomelon.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*