Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.