Worst Jokes Ever
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Like if you wanna have sex.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.