Worst Jokes Ever
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
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The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.