Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My love life.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Like if you know an orphan.