Worst Jokes Ever
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Humanity.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.