Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom #69.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
