Worst Jokes Ever
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Mole
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.