Worst Jokes Ever
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Aha!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.