People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
