Worst Jokes Ever
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...