Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dyslexic

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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    • Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

    Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

    What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

    They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

    Because the “P” is silent.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

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    • You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

    I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

    READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

    What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

    A toothbrush.