Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Your mum isn't home.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!