Worst Jokes Ever
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I stole one's balls.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.