Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.