Worst Jokes Ever
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?