Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.