What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Worst Jokes Ever
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
"DEEZ NUTS"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
