Worst Jokes Ever

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."

1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.

From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

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Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

[Parent’s signature: __________]

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

Did Jesus cut his nails?

No! His nails cut through him.

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why is 10 always afraid?

Because it is between 9 and 11.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.