Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.