Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.