Worst Jokes Ever
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
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What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.