Worst Jokes Ever
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.