I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Worst Jokes Ever
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Like if you know an orphan.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
I’m DaBaby.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
