Worst Jokes Ever

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.