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My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

why do orphans go to church?

because they can finally call someone "father."

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.