Worst Jokes Ever
U die from robot bite.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.