Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.