Worst Jokes Ever
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
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