Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mum isn't home.