Worst Jokes Ever
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Mole
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ