Worst Jokes Ever
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.