Worst Jokes Ever
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.