Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.