Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather told me Iβm too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasnβt good enough?
Because they got plain.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? π
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. ππππππ
Your mum isn't home.