Worst Jokes Ever
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
I stole one's balls.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?