Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I like balls.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.