Worst Jokes Ever
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.