Worst Jokes Ever
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
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Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."