Worst Jokes Ever
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.