Worst Jokes Ever
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Epic gamer.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...