Worst Jokes Ever
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.