Worst Jokes Ever
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.