Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
rtuiyg.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.