Worst Jokes Ever
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."