Worst Jokes Ever
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
He's fat!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
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What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
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Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
I suck dick.
Two nuns in a bath.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!