Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why is Gennis gay?
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Most pakis are disabled.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
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Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
No one gives a fuck.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
The Twin Towers.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
You can’t land on Uranus XD