Worst Jokes Ever
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Muslim furries like goats.
Justin Masotti
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
There are more than two genders.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.