Worst Jokes Ever
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
JAJAJA
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
I'm a fat cow.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.