Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Dumb.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Succcccc.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!