Worst Jokes Ever
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
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Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!