Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.