Worst Jokes Ever
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Loser.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
Dick muncher.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.