Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.