Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Eggshausted.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
"Time"? More like waiting.
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
He's fat!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.