Worst Jokes Ever
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
The Twin Towers.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Most pakis are disabled.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."