Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Sajan's Hairline
Poopy loopy.
Total gym.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
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How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
