Worst Jokes Ever
Ethan
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Poop.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Tate
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Gay shit.
Monky.