Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Your life.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
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