Worst Jokes Ever
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
A bass drum is the boss.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Hi? Bye.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Rajdeep
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Bra eat E.T.?
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
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