Worst Jokes Ever

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.

My penis.

Fuck you, biiiiiitch!

Pooooop.

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What do you call people that make retarded jokes?

You.

Yo mama!

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."

My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.

How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.

I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."