Worst Jokes Ever
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
You
You
You're the cow.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.