Octopussy jokes
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Octopussy.
Octopussy.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.