Octopussy jokes
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
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What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Octopus, more like octopussy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Octopussy.
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Octopussy.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
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How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.