Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.