Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
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It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Mom clean your room Me no it’s my room and I don’t want to clean it Mom you are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter me Well I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now am I you are the Worst like why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter I’m not her OK I am not her so stop Mom do you know what I pushed you out of my hula 43 minutes do not make me hate you because guess what I brought you into the world and I can take you out of it Me bro
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!