Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.