Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
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Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.