Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?