Worst Jokes Ever
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Hey ummm help!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."