Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Clap em sis!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What's 1 + 1?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"