Worst Jokes Ever
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What's 1 + 1?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.