Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
How to not exist: Kys.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.