Worst Jokes Ever
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
A B C D E F GUN.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.