Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Like (DYM 139).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
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