Worst Jokes Ever
Banana!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Umm, what joke should I make?
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.