Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
A B C D E F GUN.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.