Worst Jokes Ever
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
A B C D E F GUN.