Worst Jokes Ever
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Cooper is funny.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.