Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the school shooter earn extra points?

Because he was on a kill streak.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Clap em sis!

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

What's 1 + 1?

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.