Worst Jokes Ever

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

Denise.

What more is there to say?

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.