Worst Jokes Ever
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!