Worst Jokes Ever
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Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.