Worst Jokes Ever
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I have a paso.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Pants!
I found this at school.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!