Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever heard of the eye tear?

Me either.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Ali A's face.

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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Why did Ross fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

Fuck nugget!

My life, haha, so funny!

What is black and white and red all over?

... a newspaper!

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.