Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Down syndrome sucks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.