Worst Jokes Ever
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).