Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.