Worst Jokes Ever
Gay is gay.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
I just had sex.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Pussy, no pussy.
Logan Paul Vlogs
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.