Deaf Man's Ticket

  • Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

    It's ok, he didn't either!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is about a deaf man. Get it? He can't HEAR the ticket! It's funny because it's unexpected, like you passing a Mensa test. Which ain't gonna happen, by the way.

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  • Comments (3)

  • SO U MUST THINK UR A WHITE SUPREMACIST HUH... Y DONT U SUCK UR FAT FUXKING MUMS LITTLE COXK U LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT IRRELAVANT SHIT, I SWEAR U HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN COZ I KNOW WHERE U LIVE. NEXT TIME IMMA FINNA COME BEAT U UP AND SNIPE UR FRIEND JOHN TOO U FAT LAZY BASTARD

    Ugh. What a boring deaf joke. Step it up bro. -a fellow deafie

    Degenerate Friarbird

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