Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Ehhhhhhhh.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Send toe pics lol :)
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.