Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Kevin McClean
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.