Worst Jokes Ever
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. đ
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. đ”
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
My two moods are âI canât believe I get to be a personâ and âI canât believe I have to be a person.â
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Beans, your mum is fat!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Why canât orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?