Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
"Me fa so?"
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.