Worst Jokes Ever
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.