Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
F*ck my ass.
fff.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Look in a mirror.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!