Worst Jokes Ever

Anyone know sadgirl101?

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

Stop, orphan joke!

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

I have cripple and depression.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.