Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Hi, I like food.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Yeah yeah.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
No.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.