Worst Jokes Ever
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Fuck off!
My chance of finding love.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Asshole.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?