Worst Jokes Ever

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

16 is a knight? Mail.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

My life, part 2.

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good