Worst Jokes Ever
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What is an egg?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.