Worst Jokes Ever
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Hello there!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!