Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

I love not much.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

I love Hebrew John!

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?