Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Gegebehhhhh!
Hi UwU!
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.