Worst Jokes Ever

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Here's a joke... you.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Was he under insurance claim?

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.