Worst Jokes Ever
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Drawned.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.