Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
My grades.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.