Worst Jokes Ever
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.