Worst Jokes Ever
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
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Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.