Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Poopies in my undies.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
My jokes are cancer.
Nick sucks dick.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Guess what?
Good guess.