Worst Jokes Ever
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsđź‘Źout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?