Worst Jokes Ever
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why do I have a fat mom?
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!