Worst Jokes Ever
That's wheely (really) sad.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Fucking Fruit!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Chicken
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!