Worst Jokes Ever
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What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
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