Worst Jokes Ever
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What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
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Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!