Worst Jokes Ever
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What is an egg?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Gegebehhhhh!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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