Worst Jokes Ever

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

Haha

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares?

Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!

Female Rights?

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.