Worst Jokes Ever
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!