Worst Jokes Ever

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

Boy, you gay?

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it...