Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.