Worst Jokes Ever
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
School's being safe.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.