Worst Jokes Ever
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What is a dog?
An animal.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
When you breathe.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?