Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.