Worst Jokes Ever
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?