Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.