Worst Jokes Ever
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!