Worst Jokes Ever
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
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Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.