Worst Jokes Ever
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.