Worst Jokes Ever
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.