Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.