Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
