Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
1+1? Too hard.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.