Worst Jokes Ever
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What runs but never stops?
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
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