Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Worst Jokes Ever
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Someone dies.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
