Worst Jokes Ever
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.