Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!