Worst Jokes Ever
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?