Worst Jokes Ever
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.