Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!