Worst Jokes Ever
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Did you?
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.