Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"