Worst Jokes Ever
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Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!