Worst Jokes Ever
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.