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Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

Denise.

What more is there to say?

Why don’t I like shafting?

It feels squishy.

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!