Worst Jokes Ever
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
LewenGOALski
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My anus smells.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!