Worst Jokes Ever
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Peter's playtime.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)