Worst Jokes Ever
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
My mom picked my major.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"