Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
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For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."