Worst Jokes Ever
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
GTA 6
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.